Writing Fakes

In London, the Dulwich Picture Gallery (est. 1817) is running a competition. It claims to be displaying 269 genuine paintings by such Masters as Rembrandt, Rubens, Poussin… It is also displaying one known fake painting, commissioned by the Gallery itself. The game is to spot which is the fake. One has to assume that the other 269 are actually genuine. But who can tell? Does it matter? And to whom?

Art experts are frequently fooled or uncertain, disputing other experts’ findings. When we speak of items valued at hundreds of millions of dollars, such uncertainties are rather important, but only to their owners.

The point is – does it matter to everyone else?

Artworks have become commodities, the best hedge against uncertain financial climates and unimaginably vast bank robberies perpetrated by the banking system itself. In fact, many of the recent perpetrators are purchasers of these artwork investments. Well, they can afford it with all those bonuses for failure.

So if an item is certified as genuine, someone gets very rich, or very richer. To the rest of us – the 99.99% who do not own certified genuine investments (I mean artworks of incomparable beauty) – it matters not a jot. If a painting or a paint-wheel reject or half a fish was not actually created by the Master (or Mistress) but can convince even a minority of experts, then it is just as good as the real thing to the owner and the next purchaser. No pressure on the experts, then. The rest of us can only wonder how the heck some attractive daubs can really be worth more than a small town.

The Old Masters sketched-in their ideas then left the donkey work to their apprentices before returning to add their signature garment folds or hands before signing it off and collecting the fee. Modern famous artists use factory-production trainees in the same way. But still their work sells like the wonderful investments they are, as long as it has that price-enhancing signature.

In the musical worlds, session musicians often produce best-selling recordings for a flat day-rate.

So how about the written word? (I usually get around to writerly things about here.)

Certain famous, best-selling authors use similar techniques – call it factory-production or ghost-writing or whatever. An earlier post quoted the Association of Ghostwriters claim that 50% of best-sellers are ghosted. Ever wondered how some authors can create blockbuster doorstops every few months? Some fan fiction is better than the originals – their writers are missing a trick by staying amateur. Does it matter to the reader? A good read is a good read.

So the next time you stand before a certified, genuine artwork or open the latest in a series of best-selling novels, don’t think about the misdirection of wealth to the investment’s owner or to the signatory or to the name on the cover. If you enjoy it, that is all you, the consumer, can hope for. But do spare a thought for the poor apprentices and factory-worker ghosts who did the actual labor to produce the item that is bringing you pleasure.

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9 comments on “Writing Fakes

  1. I’ve never heard that statistic about ghost writers! That’s a little horrifying! I do know that very prolific writers like James Patterson are co-writing with writers they are mentoring. That’s what they call it, I guess:)

    • I know about Patterson. I heard it about several others I’d better mention for legal safety. The Ghostwriters’ Guild could be “bigging-up” its presence, but some writers do seem consistently and perhaps excessively prolific. We know how long it takes to write and revise, beta-read, edit and proofread a huge novel. And the next, and the next… Unless, of course, some authors have discovered how to warp time?

    • I could be cynical and say it’s the fragile egos of those worshiped in the cult of celebrity, where no “star” dare ever admit to being less than perfect at anything. But I won’t say that. However, would you prefer to buy a book “Her story” by Jane Anonymous, or “My Story” by Sally Supermodel?

      • I suppose what I have a problem with is having to put up with celebs coming on TV and lying through their teeth about having written a book, a series of novels, etc, when it’s someone else who’s done, is doing the writing. I guess I don’t like being lied to. 🙂

      • I sympathize, but it’s the world we live in, Ann. Actors and writers effectively tell lies for a living, inventing characters and stories. Politicians, businesspeople and – er – bankers lie. How “real” are reality shows, with selected candidates and skillful editing? Sportspeople and supermodels lie about drug habits – well, just a very, very few of them 😉

        And celebrity attracts special deals. It’s all about the money. But, if the right people are listening, I would love to have my integrity tested by cartloads of money. (I can be contacted via the feedback form and I have no objection to cash-filled suitcases or Swiss bank accounts.)

      • As Picasso said, “Art is a lie that tells the truth.” If I find myself suddenly overwhelmed by suitcases filled with money, I will send you one. 🙂

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